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Howdy! Here I am again, folks. And this time, I’ve decided to lend a hand to all those people who might want to help out those poor, misunderstood people at the American Defamation League (ADL). After all, they need to know just who to target, and I am sure that all you nice folks out there would just love to give these people exactly what they deserve, or is it exactly what they are asking for? Anyway, I just reckon it’s my civic duty to pass this along.

You might be on the ADL hit list if….

You believe that Obama and his administration pose a threat to the future of the United States.

You believe that Obama and his administration are trampling on individual freedoms and civil liberties.

You have a problem with Obama’s economics and social policies.

You don’t like Obama’s health care reform.

You think that the government is eyeballs deep in a eugenics program.

You distrust the government.

You have attended a Tea Party.

You disagree with the agenda at a town hall meeting.

You protest.

You question where Obama was born.

You subscribe to World Net Daily.

You listen to Glenn Beck or Alex Jones.

You think that the government is not looking out for your best interests.

You advocate resisting government-sponsored tyranny.

You belong to Oath Keepers.

You are a 3 percenter or member of a militia.

©2009 Barbara H. Peterson

Non-choicesBy Pamela Drew

Source: Newsvine

Monsanto needs phosphate to make Roundup, and so wants a new phosphates mine in Idaho. Three of the company’s phosphate mines have already been declared federal Superfund sites, while the fourth is currently in violation of the Clean Water Act. EPA officials say the mines are leaking selenium, cadmium, nickel and zinc into rivers that flow to the Grand Tetons and Yellowstone National Park. That makes for opposition to the new mine, but Monsanto’s friendly lobby group “Growers for Biotechnology” are ever ready to lend a hand. READ MORE…

Picture note: Blocks from Ground Zero, a classic Checker Cab offers three food choices, two that American consumers don’t have the right to make. There is no gmo labeling and no country or origin disclosure. Free Markets in The Land of the Free re-engineered into the corporate free pass. (Pamela Drew)